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Idle Thoughts Of A Retiree's Mind ...

I went to San Francisco . I found someone's heart. Now what?

My mind is out wandering. I'm just not sure where it is.

Protons have mass? I didn't even know they were Catholic.

All I ask is a chance to prove that money can't make me happy

If the world were a logical place, men would be the ones who ride horses sidesaddle.

What is a "free" gift? Aren't all gifts free?

They told me I was...
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Idle Thoughts Of A Retiree's Mind ...

I planted some bird seed. A bird came up. Now I don't know what to feed it
I had amnesia once---or twice

Nun Grading Papers ...

Imagine the nun sitting at her desk grading these papers, all the while trying to keep a straight face! Kids from a Catholic elementary school were asked about the Old and New Testaments. These are some answers.
19. JESUS ENUNCIATED THE GOLDEN RULE, WHICH SAYS TO DO UNTO OTHERS BEFORE THEY DO ONE TO YOU. HE ALSO EXPLAINED A MAN DOTH NOT LIVE BY SWEAT ALONE.
20. IT WAS A MIRICLE WHEN JESUS ROSE...
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THE DALLAS Cowboys have played in the Super Bowlmore times than any other team. In their eight appearances, the Cowboys have won five times and lost three.

THE highest apartment residence is the 92nd floor of the 100-story John Hancock Center in Chicago.

Grandparents

Nobody can do for little children what grandparents do. Grandparents sort of sprinkle stardust over the lives of little children. ~ Alex Haley

Grandmother - a wonderful mother with lots of practice. ~ Author Unknown

A grandparent is old on the outside but young on the inside. ~ Author Unknown

One of the most powerful handclasps is that of a new grandbaby around the finger of a grandfather.
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