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Ten Best Caddy Responses ...

Number 10: Golfer: "I think I'm going to drown myself in the lake."

Caddy: "Think you can keep your head down that long?"

Number 9: Golfer: "I'd move heaven and earth to break 100 on this course."

Caddy: "Try heaven, you've already moved most of the earth."

Number 8: Golfer: "Do you think my game is improving?"

Caddy: "Yes. You miss the ball much closer now."

Number 7: Golfer: "Do you...

In Pursuit of Trivia

"If people concentrated on the really important things in life, there'd be a shortage of fishing poles."

~ Doug Larson

Almost one in three families in the U.S. and France own a dog. Germany and Switzerland have one dog for every ten families.

"Shut out all of your past except that which will help you weather your tomorrows."

~ Sir William Osler

The Dog Museum in St. Louis, Missouri...

Never squat with your spurs on.

Will Rogers, who died in a 1935 plane crash, was one of the greatest political sages this country has ever known. Following are some of his sayings:

1. Never slap a man who's chewing tobacco.

2. Never kick a cow chip on a hot day.

3. There are two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither works.

4. Never miss a good chance to shut up.

5. Always drink upstream from the herd.

6. If you find...

New Alphabet ...

New Alphabet ...

A is for apple,and B is for boat, that used to be right, but now it won't float!
Age before beauty is what we once said, but let's be a bit more realistic instead.

Now The Alphabet:

A's for arthritis; B's the bad back, C's the chest pains, perhaps car-di-ac? D is for dental decay and decline, E is for eyesight, can't read that top line! F is for fissures and fluid retention...

Seniors' Texting Codes ...

Teens have theirs, now seniors have their own texting codes (LOL OMG e.g.). I thought the following listing was appropriate ... after all the kids have all their little codes...like BFF, LOL, etc. So here are some codes for seniors: *
ATD - At the Doctor's *
BFF - Best Friends Funeral *
BTW - Bring the Wheelchair *
BYOT - Bring Your Own Teeth *
CBM - Covered by Medicare *
CUATSC - See You at...

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